Brand got banned for flaming.
Lux like you got beaten.
Trundle is a troll pick!
You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!
Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!
You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.
Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.
Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.
Mordekaiser really hates airport security.
Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.
Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.
After not playing for awhile Mordekaiser got a bit rusty.
Amumus favorite emote is
/cry
Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.
Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.
Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.
Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.
What did the guy say when he got ganked by a jungler?
Udyr....
When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.
What did Zaun say when they beat Noxus?
Viktory!
For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.
Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".
Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.
Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!
When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!
When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?
Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it
Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee
Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!
Did you hear about the guy who got three silver bolts to the back ?
His escape efforts were in Vayne.
When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!
Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.
Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!
Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!
What is it called when you wake up and play League?
Ryze and Shen.
Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!
There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!
What's Vayne's favorite website?
Tumblr
Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?
These LoL jokes, I got a Zilean of them!
Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell.
Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.
Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.
I heard Cho'Gath was banned for intentional feeding.
Mordekaiser
Heaviest weapon in game------> MAGE
Heimerdinger
IQ over 9000------->THROWS HAMMERS
Brand
Made of fire----->DIES FROM IGNITE
Kog'Maw
Spits further than A SNIPING RIFLE
Cho'gath
Eats stone----->GROWS AND HEALS
Wuju make up something original?
"An ally has been Swain."
